A bearded man in an olive woven-pattern poncho takes a big bite of a cheeseburger in a red-booth diner.

The sauce-proof poncho

Eat the whole thing.

A sauce-proof poncho for burgers, ribs, tacos and anything else that fights back. Pull it on, lean in, and stand up with a clean shirt.

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Every photo on this page has a stain in it.

Ketchup on the diner one. Pink on the boardwalk. Rib sauce, soy, taco grease. It all landed on the poncho, which is where it belongs. Go and find them.

Close-up of a woven diamond pattern with two drops of ketchup sitting on it.
Close-up. Ketchup, about one second old.

Wear it wherever you eat.

Three friends laughing around a picnic table of barbecue ribs, each in a patterned poncho, sauce on their hands.
RibsBackyard barbecue. Your hands are a lost cause, your shirt doesn't have to be.
A couple in matching mustard-yellow ponchos share a taco in front of a neon-lit taco truck at night.
TacosStreet tacos after dark, salsa dripping everywhere.
Three friends at a wooden sushi bar feeding each other pieces of sushi, wearing patterned ponchos.
SushiSushi night. Somehow the soy sauce always ends up on you.
A woman in a light blue patterned poncho and jeans walks along a boardwalk eating a pink ice cream cone, a drip landing on the poncho.
Ice creamA cone on the boardwalk, melting faster than you can eat it.

How it goes

  1. On

    Pull it over your head. The roll collar sits up around your neck and the sleeves stop short, so both hands stay free.

  2. During

    Order the big one. Lean over the plate. Say yes to extra sauce.

  3. After

    Stand up and check your shirt. Walk out like nothing happened.

The details

Material
Soft, sturdy fabric that feels good to wear and stands up to a lot of washing.
Care
Machine washable. After a messy night, put it in the wash and wear it again.
Fit
Pulls on over your head. Loose cut, roll collar and short sleeves, so it sits over a tee or a sweater and leaves your hands free.
Patterns
Plaid, stripes and woven diamonds, in earthy and bright colors.
Good for
Burgers, ribs, tacos, sushi, ice cream, and anything else you eat with your hands.

Ready to make a mess?